THE MUSICAL TRAINEE - COURT

'Too easy man, I'll shamelessly plug my new EP, 'Never Say Nothing', out June 6th, available from Collectors Corner, 52 Main and here if that's aight? (sure, that's all right!).  The Launch is at the Otis on the 14th, everyone should come, it's going to be sweet as'

I love this guy and am super proud of him too, and I'm sure if he has served you, you get what I mean, that smile is real folks.  I know he needs to pull his pants up, but apparently that's how the kool kids dress these days.  You can follow him on FB at 'Jugular Man'

PART OF THE FURNITURE - SPARRA

'I'm always upsetting someone, usually about football. I'm very passionate about my football'

Definitely a Bruce's Gold club member. Sparra is part of the furniture, except he has outlived most of the furniture at the caf.  We started making jokes that we were his office, but then we actually started to field phone calls asking for him.  If you ever need him,  Tues-Friday 3pm, without fail. 

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THE SELF SUSTAINING, CARBON NEGATIVE, HARD-WORKING RETIREES - HELEN & IAN

How did you meet?

'Oh it's a great story, we were set up by a mutual friend, we were the only single people at her dinner party, Ian was seated to my left, but I’m blind in that eye, so when my friend asked me what I thought of him, all I could say was 'he has a nice voice!'

......together 24yrs

Helen and Ian are responsible for some of our lush vegies, they are also big donators to Produce to the People Tasmania, avid mushroom hunters, Platypus stalkers, twitter stars and climate crusaders.  Plus Helen has one of the loudest, most joyful, warmest laughs going around. 

You can follow her on Twitter @RockyCape1